The Rules for Life Omnibus: 488 Rules + More Rules together in one editionKitty Flanagan
Pregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them.
One to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample.
Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Once a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count.
And always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich.
Witty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating.
'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.'
Jason Alexander (Seinfeld).